早上10点。下课了。却到了最害怕的时刻,现在这堂课就是Marketing,我今天的Presentation。走哪间课室坐下来,手有点发抖、又酸酸的。不知道是书本太重还是太紧张。那课室的桌椅格局突然被改掉,看起来风水不是很好。总之一开始就是怪怪的。今天这位马来小姐(Monash难得有的马来老师)特别迟来上课。就连待会儿Presentation要用到的projector和laptop的“运输人员”也没出现…就坐下来等咯。马来婆都终于来了。她问我们有没有去借Projector(每周2人Presentation。若有需要,自己借Projector)。我和坐在另一角的人对望了一下。。原本都够紧张,现在简直就是吓呆。另外一个男生的朋友帮他开口说:“He thought 'he'(me) is going to book(projector); 'he'(me) thought he is going to book..”马来婆瞪大眼看着我说:
“Daniel~I thought you know? You never missed class..”
接…“Yesterday same thing happened on my other class. But I forgive that boy because he never attended my class!! But you did!!”
到我了。双手空空走出去,自己觉得不是很帅,感觉很狼狈是真的。20多对眼睛盯着我看戏。超紧张。我的健忘是家喻户晓的。我什么都没有,就这样present。中间有2回突然忘记掉我该说什么,可是还是有把我想说的都说出来了。一present完,那马来婆直接问学生们:“are you still alive..?”(妈的)。当然!大家不只是都还活着,而且个个兴致勃勃呢。我的presentation引起了大家的兴致、公愤、认同、反对。。统统都有!十多个人同时举手要发问我问题,这样的情况从未发生过。有一些人真的问道有点过分。我这一回是Present我做的一个关于Cafeteria in Monash new campus的问题的research,用Survey来做。(当然,survey是自己掰出来的。)有些人,尤其是女生,一直问一些关于survey的问题,很明显就是要揭穿我是不是作假的。可是问题太敏感,要我怎么回答?我只是把我收到的“资料”向你们报告,你们问那么多无关痛痒的问题干嘛?发问这些问题的人只有一个是男生。之前就已经觉得他很cc,现在我真的很想告诉他:“大佬,我真的已经相信你是个女生。”值得庆幸的是,在大家发问到很兴奋的时候,有个每次很吵的男生突然喊:“.. Can you just let him go? Ask so many question for what?”有些想发问第5、第6个问题的人才不好意思再问了。
Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost You tell me your blue skies fade to grey You tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces everytime And I don't need no carryin' on
Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day
(Oh.. Holiday..)
Sometimes the system goes on the blink And the whole thing turns out wrong You might not make it back and you know That you could be well oh that strong And I'm not wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeah)
So where is the passion when you need it the most Oh you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day You've seen what you like And how does it feel for one more time You had a bad day You had a bad day
(Oh, yeah, yeaaah, yeah) Had a bad day (Oh, had a bad day) Had a bad day (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah) Had a bad day (Oh, had a bad day) Had a bad day... Had a bad day...