Sharing: Ah Beng Stories

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,

"My Mobile No. Has changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"



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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .

Friend : Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.



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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.



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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.



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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"

Wife : How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

"Oh GOD! U have come again."



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Ah Beng complained to the police:

"Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."

Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"

Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."



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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."



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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.



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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that:

on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.



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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and

Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"



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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?



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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"



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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"

Servant: "It's already raining."

Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."



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A man asked Ah Beng why Abd Badawi goes walking in the Evening and

not in the morning

Ah Beng replied Abd Badawi is PM not AM